THANKS SO MUCH FOR SHARING....

I would like to issue a special thanks to the 40+ish woman(to determine her real age, I think I would have had to cut her in half to count the rings) who felt compelled to share her new red and white polkadot bikini (who would sell this thing knowing the damage it could inflict) with all the neighbors(and DPG,unfortunately) as she did what appeared to be tai chi-based gardening and danced around the yard to Gospel music. This, in spite of the fact that she had to top 3 and a half balloons. It was not the sheer tonnage, nor the attire, nor the tai chi, nor the music alone but the totality of the experience that made it unique. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Actually, it was kind of like looking in the mirror, if ever I wore a 2 piece...not that I have...nor would I...I hate tai chi....never mind