18" DEEP DISH

A number of times per night I drive by a relatively new business called RENT-A-WHEEL. This store allows people, mostly young males with little or no concept of equity or delayed gratification, to rent... that's right, tires. Who would rent a consumable item? Have we raised a generation of total idiots? Apparently, because it always seems the place is always mobbed with customers. In light of that and in keeping with DPG theme, I am considering opening a new business called RENT-A-PIZZA or maybe even RENT-TO-OWN-A-TACO. If these kids are looking for someone to take their money, why not? Next, somebody can rent them what comes out.